This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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