Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Randomize
