So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Are my feet made of real feet?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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