I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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