What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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