Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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