The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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