i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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