just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
wat bout pragnant strippers??
he puts the penis in happiness.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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