ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
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