You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
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