chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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