Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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