is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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