i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Let's get the cat blown out
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
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