Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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