i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
Randomize
