Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Randomize
