Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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