Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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