stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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