my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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