the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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