D3 body, D1 cock
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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