i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
If I die, sorry about rent.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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