my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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