I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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