strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Can't talk, ducks in the car
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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