are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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