I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
