wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
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