I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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