question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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