Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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