I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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