"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
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