how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize
