I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
i believe in u and ur pee
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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