No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Houston, we have a blender
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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