Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Let's paint friendship bongs
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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