Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
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