i don't plan on having that self control this summer
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
handjob tips. give me some.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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