in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
How's work?
Spinning.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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