it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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