I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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