Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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