well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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