my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
