shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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