Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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